December 2011
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
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everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation:
Reality:
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That moment when your parents actually say yes
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